The Imperial Diversion

The altered Fauna in our cities portray a nation under the crunches of a strange dead Victorian culture. The cultural repression inflicted by the monstrous Victorian empire can be seen in the modern architecture of our nation. The Elite architecture of our country religiously pay tribute to the dead empire. Modernizing in many of our cities come with the…

May the Scots Be With You

​Nicola Sturgeon, the First Minister of Scotland has declared that her party will begin campaigning for a second referendum on Scottish independence. Theresa May has replied by scoffing at the idea and saying that Scotland has far more important things to do, like fixing their public services. It's perfectly plausible that she means the Scots…

Holi Cow!

The whole of India is happily celebrating the joyous festival of Holi. Well not the whole of India. Personally I’m locked in my apartment and the fact that I threatened to pour acid in people’s coloured water is only part of the reason why. Honestly, right now the only colour worth covering yourself in is…

UP with the BJP

And the results are out. BJP has swept UP and Uttarakhand. Congress has won back Punjab. And the Manipur and Goa assemblies have gone the way of Afsal Guru; that is to say, they’re hung. Of course the ramifications of this ballot are clear. The BJP no longer needs to worry about the Rajya Sabha…

Trump Planning to Set Fire to the Sun

​​Donald Trump, the controversial President of the United States, has issued executive orders to the military and NASA to immediately utilize the entirety of the US Nuclear Arsenal to set fire to the sun. “All the so-called climate change fanatics have caused the sun's power to go down.” The SCROTUS explained. “We need to bring…

A Very SAD State of Affairs

​The month of February will bear witness to one of the biggest ballot battles of the year, if you're playing predictable, you're thinking UP, if you know where the real battle is, you're thinking Punjab. The battle lines are drawn between the ruling alliance of Shiromani Akali Dal - BJP, the AAP and Congress. For…

Times They are A-changing

​A lot can change in 69 years. What was once the USSR can now turn into a loose squabbling group of countries, the most important of which is ruled by a judo black belt with dictatorial tendencies. Once racist America can be ruled by a black man for 8 years. Communist China can open up…

The Fatal Accident

We have gone sick following a path of unquestioned faith, trammeled culture and artificial boundaries. We are working in the wrong direction. We are still trying to solve the problem politically. It was a good system, I would say, a thousand years back. All over our country this system is collapsing. Caste-ism has been tearing us apart…

Welcome to Hell

​​Happy Republic day! 68 years as a republic and yet we still treat our leaders like monarchs. King Modi blesses the townsfolk and everybody laps it up while his neo-feudalist lapdogs fall over themselves trying to pay obeisance. The mighty Maharaja's decision to take away the people's hard earned wealth through a supposed attack on…